Friday, December 6, 2013

MUSLIMS BAN THE BRA IN SOMALIA!

MUSLIMS BAN THE BRA IN SOMALIA!

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If there’s anything better in this ol’ world than boobs…except flashlights…I don’t know what it is! Those fun Muslim guys over in Somalia have started publicly whipped women for wearing bras they say violate Islam by constituting a deception. Thank goodness for deceptions such as bras and make-up! Womerns go through a lot to improve on what their mama gave ‘em for us! Gunmen from the extreme (no fun) Muslim group al-Shababb (which sounds like a 60′s doo-wop song…al shabab, shabab, shabab) have been rounding up any woman seen with a firm bust and then had them publicly whipped by masked men. The women were then told to remove their bras and shake their breasts. Kind of like Woodstock. I want to know is this for real? What kind of joint do those Muslim dudes run over there? I can’t tell you how many young lovelies over the years I’ve asked to do the very same thing with about zero success. Maybe I could have improved my success rating with the whip method! Disclaimer if my kids are reading this: your dad sometimes makes things up in a poor attempt to be funny.
What did the bra ever do to Muhammad or Allah? Don’t they realize a fashionably burqua’d young Muslim lass wants to be lifted and separated just like infidel babes in the west? Maybe Muhammad and Allah are really ERA lovin’, bra burnin’, Gloria Steinem worshippin’, leisure-suit wearin’ groovy cats from the 70′s that like ‘em flip-floppin’ around! Somehow I don’t think that’s the case!
Abdullahi Hussein, a student in north Mogadishu, said his elder brother was thrown behind bars when he fought back a man who humiliated their sister by asking her to remove her bra. Well, yeah! You can’t expect a guy to stand around while his sister has to show off the girls to the boob police! Lord only knows what will happen when Islam discovers there’s something called the thong!
AWD wants to help out his Muslim friends and I’ve come up with a few names of 100% genuine, Islam-accepted bras that even Muhammed would shed a tear over:
1. Burqa Boom Booms bra
2. Allah-ta Ta-Ta’s bra
3. Lift, Separate and Explode bra
4. Mountains to Muhammed bra
5. Death to Sagging bra
It still is hard to believe Muslims are taking over Europe. AWD understands there is a massive march of Muslims from all over Englandistan to demand Sharia law and the immediate dumping of all English laws. You know, like the freedom of speech law that allows Muslims to march to London and demand everyone worship Islam and immediately dump English laws? I betcha a bunch of Englishters wake up every day and go, “how the hell did this happen?” We better pay attention on this side of the pond or we’ll have the same thing in a few years. Muslims are savages and they do not believe in liberty. They use our liberty against us. Which makes them an enemy of Americans….except DemonRats.

Here’s the article:


Somalia – Muslim Women Caned For Wearing Bras

Ladies, what would you say if the law of your country says that you are guilty of causing deception if you wear your everyday bras?  And what if the law says further that you can be whipped or caned publicly for this offense?  That’s what’s happening in Somalia nowadays.
A Reuters report just caught my attention.  Al-Shabaab (“Youth” in Arabic), the hardline Islamist group (believed to be a Al-Qaeda proxy) which controls most of south and central Somalia and has rigorously enforced Sharia law is doing just that. This is the same group that recently amputated the hands and limbs of 3 robbers.
Now residents of north Mogadishu are saying that masked Al-Shabaab gunmen are going for women with firm breasts and accusing them of violating Islam by causing a deception because of the bras they wear. Exactly how they determine what is a firm breast is not stated.  And there is no trial before a Sharia judge to determine this.  There is no legal counsel for the accused, and no recourse to a higher court to overturn the mob justice.
Now what is the punishment?  First the Muslim ladies caught in this manner are summarily pronounced guilty.  Then masked men from the Al-Shabaab group will caned them publicly.  But this is not the end of the punishment.  After the public whipping, these Muslim women are then ordered by these masked Al-Shabaab men to remove their bras.  Is this humiliating enough for the Muslim women?  Not quite, there is more.  After removing their bras, these women have to shake their breasts. 
So what is required under Sharia law according to Al-Shabaab? Halima, a resident of north Mogadishu said: “They are now saying that breasts should be firm naturally, or just flat.” In other words, Muslim women just cannot make their breasts firm through deception by the help of bras designed for firming the breasts. To do so is to violate Islam (Sharia law).
Think about it.  Is Al-Shabaab right in saying, effectively, that Sharia law prohibits Muslim women to wear bras, because “breasts should be firm naturally, or just flat”? And what does it say when Al-Shabaab group is itself the prosecutor, judge and executor of women in Somalia caught wearing bras to make their breasts firm? And where is the due process of the law when the accused are not charged in the Shariah court, not represented by Shariah lawyers, not given the right of defense, and not given the right to appeal a judgement? Are Muslims women being discriminated under Sharia law practised by Al-Shabaab?
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