.
1 Sudanese men are said to have the largest penises in the world. Next, in order of size, are the English, West Germans, Danish, French, Swedish and Americans. On average black men have smaller penises than white men.
2. When Catherine de Medici, Queen of France, introduced the velvet covered steel corset to Europe a woman was not considered sexy if she had a waist more than 13 inches in diameter.
3. Chinese men used to believe that eating the warm brains of freshly decapitated criminals would make their penises larger.
4. Cleopatra is said to have performed oral sex on a hundred Roman noblemen in a single night.
5. The first wife swapping club was founded in London in the 18th century. Men had to pay £10,000 to join - women got in for half price. One woman member who kept a diary had sex with 4,959 men in twenty years (including 439 monks, 93 rabbis, 117 valets, 47 negroes and 12 cousins).
6. Sexy star Mae West did not start her film career until she was 40 years old.
7. The Vatican library is reported to contain 25,000 books on sex.
8. The world's most famous transvestite was Chevalier d'Eon de Beaumont. He lived for 49 years as a man and 34 as a woman.
9. Attila the Hun died while having sex with a blonde.
10. The earliest sex orgies were organised for religious reasons - for the glory of God.
11. Native Australians regularly have sex five times a night - sleeping between each performance.
12. One in ten women have never had an orgasm.
13. French writer Georges Simenon, the creator of Maigret, claimed to have had sex with 10,000 women.
14.The oldest recorded sex offender was 90 years old when he was arrested.
15. One in three boys aged 16 or less claim to have been fellated by a girl. A similar percentage claim to have returned the favour.
16. Porpoises enjoy group sex.
17. A 26 year old man in Coventry claims to have had sex with 100 different women - all called Jane.
18. Most men and women believe that true love comes only once in a lifetime.
19. One in five women don't like sex because it is messy.
20. A woman's nipples become up to half an inch longer and a quarter of an inch wider when she is sexually aroused.
21. The T'ang Dynasty Empress, Wu Hu, insisted that all visiting dignatories and government officials perform cunnilingus upon her. (During Margaret Thatcher's premiership it was suggested by an anonymous Tory MP that the custom be revived).
22. Three out of four men describe themselves as `very good' lovers.
23. Four out of ten married women have tried anal sex.
24. Three men in every 100 claim that they would never permit a woman to perform oral sex on them. Twelve women in every 100 say that they would never perform oral sex on a man.
25. The average sex criminal is between 5 foot 8 inches and 5 foot 10 inches tall.
26. A couple in Rotherham claim to have made love in over 100 different telephone boxes.
27. In a condition called elephantiasis the human testicles can swell to a size considerably larger than the individual's head.
28. In 1300 BC when King Menephta returned home to Egypt after defeating the Libyans he took with him more than 13,000 penises which he had cut from 13,000 enemies.
29. A dancer in a Paris nightclub regularly drinks a full glass of whisky with her vagina.
30. The longest clitoris ever measured was 12 inches long.
31. A woman in Birmingham once managed to win a £10 bet by walking the length of New Street with £5 worth of old fashioned sixpences in her vagina.
32. Two men in Lancashire had sex with the same woman for 46 years - making love to her on alternate nights.
33. One in four women have had sex with more than one partner at a time.
34. Three quarters of women who are divorced or widowed have sexual affairs before getting married again.
35. Half of all teenage girls think that a woman should be sexually experienced when she marries. Nearly two thirds of teenage girls think a man should be sexually experienced when he marries.
36. In 1993, after 38 unsuccessful attempts, an Italian woman claimed that she succeeded in bringing seven men to orgasm at the same moment. She used both hands, both feet and all three available orifices.
37. The average woman takes 4.5 minutes to masturbate to orgasm.
38. A lesbian couple in Luxembourg have a collection of 186 different dildoes.
39. Some couples regularly have sex 1500 times a year - an average of 29 times a week.
40. A couple in Sydney, Australia claims to have made love on 55 different Australian beaches.
41. At a sex orgy in Bristol 47 individuals (25 men and 22 women) formed the longest ever `sex chain' - each physically connected to the other via their sexual organs. The 47 ended up in a complete circle.
42. Nine out of ten penises are between 5 and 7 inches long when fully erect.
43. Couples who live together but aren't married have sex three times as often as couples who live together and are married.
44. One in twenty men have worn female clothing while having sex with a woman.
44. Ejaculate leaves the penis at 28 mph.
45. An Italian man suffocated to death between the 48FF size breasts of his mistress.
46. A woman living in Essex claims to have had sex in 22 different makes of car.
47. Nine out of ten teenage boys fantasise sexually during masturbation. (What the hell do the rest think about? Homework?)
48. Three quarters of all men say that their penis hangs on the left hand side.
49. One in three women regularly fake orgasms during sex.
50. Only 4% of women are virgins when they marry.
51. A normal healthy male can develop an erection (from limp to hard) in between 3 to 8 seconds.
52. A woman in Huddersfield claims that by massaging semen onto her breasts every day for nine years she increased their size from 34B to 34D.
53. Most men have their first ejaculation at the age of 14.
54. One in five women perform oral sex because they enjoy it - the rest do it because their partners enjoy it.
55. One in four women say that their sexual pleasure is affected by penis size.
56. Couples between the ages of 21 and 25 tend to have sex more often than at any other age.
57. Over 500,000 people have rung my telephone lines providing advice on how to perform oral sex. (I believe I've taught oral sex to more people than anyone else in history.)
58. A recent survey showed that nine out of ten women enjoy being undressed during sex.
59. In 1871 the Army and Navy spent over £50,000 of official funds on keeping 2,700 prostitutes at naval and military stations around the country.
60. A Frenchman who is 6 foot 8 inches tall has a wife who is 4 foot 11 inches small. They cannot kiss and make love at the same time.
61. In China busy men used to deal with business matters while making love to their mistresses. They would sign papers and do deals without separating from their lovers.
62. One in five men routinely climax in less than two minutes.
63. The term `gay' was first used to describe homosexuals in Australia in 1920.
64. A woman in America recently made love to 251 men in a single day.
65. There are 90 different positions for sex.
66. King Herod slept next to his dead wife Marianne for seven years.
67. Nudity is still illegal in most American states.
68. In some parts of Africa all the wedding guests are expected to have sex with the bride. The bridegroom comes last.
69. One in 100 women have had sex with 20 or more men.
70. If a man ejaculates twice a week he will have produced 500 ml of semen in a year.
71. A man whose penis got stuck in the cold tap in his bath claimed that he had been using his unfortunate organ to try and clear a blockage.
72. According to an ancient Egyptian recipe a woman can improve the condition of her skin by bathing in a tub full of semen.
73. American Glynn de Moss Wolfe got married 20 times - though he married two of the women twice each so he only had 18 different wives.
74. Women from Kgatla stretch their labia minora to the size of bat's wings so that their husbands can play with them all day long. (They don't have television). They pull at their labia from the age of puberty onwards - and get help from their girlfriends.
75. A woman in Germany has nipples which are over an inch and a quarter long when fully erect.
76. Some male (I spam) film stars can have erections and ejaculate at will.
77. According to German folk lore if a man holds raw garlic against his testicles his penis will grow, he will acquire more sexual staying power and he will become more fertile. (Don't try this at home).
78. A (I spam) star in the USA specialises in having vaginal sex with two men at the same time.
79. 1 in 100 men have had sex with more than 100 different women.
80. Foreplay between unmarried lovers lasts - on average - 28 minutes. Foreplay between married lovers lasts - on average - exactly half that time.
81. Men with more than one wife are capable of more erections and more orgasms. Some polygamous men regularly have sex ten times a night.
82. During Victorian time there were 150,000 prostitutes operating in London (serving a total population of 2,000,000).
83. An Arab holds the world record for the longest lasting erection - 60 days.
84. The Shah of Persia Fath Ali is said to have had 714 children (154 sons and 560 daughters). Imagine buying trainers for that many kids. And what do you do when they all want to borrow the car?
85. In a now classic pornographic film made in the USA a famous American film star takes a man's foot inside her vagina.
86. In the 18th century the London Stock Exchange kept its own brothel.
87. One in three women say they aren't getting enough sex.
88. Middle Eastern males used to have sex with female crocodiles who were on their backs and helpless.
89. The average divorced man has 8 sexual partners in the first year after his divorce.
90. Emperor Yang Ti of the Sui Dynasty had one queen, two deputy queens, six royal consorts, 72 palace madames, 3,000 palace maidens and two of his father's concubines. He had sex with them all.
91. One African tribe used to require young boys to have sex with the dead body of the first antelope they killed.
92. During the 18th century a popular whore called Kitty used to charge £20,000 a night for sex.
93. In the 19th century a prostitute called Laura Bell gave her husband a £250,000 dowry - her earnings from just one of her clients.
94. Surgeons in Japan regularly turn sexually experienced women back into virgins by fitting them with new hymens.
95. King Chou-hsin of the Shang dynasty used to like his female partners to wrap their legs around him. He would then carry them about the room pivoted on his erection.
96. When King Richard I arrived in Marseilles at the start of one of his Crusades he found that the knights who had gone ahead had spent all the campaign funds on prostitutes.
97. The first bra was designed by a woman who wanted to cover up love bites made by her lover.
98. A survey showed that 86% of the graffiti in male toilets is sexual. The same survey showed that only 25% of the graffiti in female toilets is sexual.
99. A man in London claimed to have deflowered 70 virgins in a single year.
100. Only 40% of men who regularly go to church enjoy sex.
101. Beverly Nina Avery married 16 times - to 14 different men. She claimed that 5 out of her 14 different husbands broke her nose
No comments:
Post a Comment