Top 20 Funny Pick Up Lines

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What do you need when you are single and want to flirt in a bar? Maybe good looks or a huge knowledge of the latest politics in Iraq? Well, not really. You just need to have some funny pickup lines that will lighten up the atmosphere and I searched the internet for the best of them. Ok, they may not be meant serious but you will have a good laugh about them. I present the, in my opinion, 20 most hilarious pickup lines and hope you have fun!

• By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

• Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?

• Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.

• Need me to unzip your files?

• You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

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• That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

• If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

• Fat penguin. [What?] Sorry. I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

• Im not telling you this because I want to impress you.. but I am Batman.

• My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

• If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

• If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

• The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

• I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

• Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

• You know, we were born without clothes.

• Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?

• I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?

• I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.