Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Cheesy pick up lines are fairly high risk and sometimes work on romantics or if you catch someone off-guard. Using cheesy pick up lines to humor someone or to break a period of silence is a better choice than using one as an opener to get a date. Cheesy lines should generally be restricted to as a joke for people you already know or if you're completely drunk and oblivious to the consequences such as a slap or a drink in your eye. 

Pick Up Lines	Rating	Votes
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.		109
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.		1829
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?		658
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.		70
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?		121
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.		160
You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.		180
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.		468
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?		159
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.		96
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?		332
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.		303
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!		213
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.		384
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.		210
Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.		64
Are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.		8
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.		177
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!		165
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!		179
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!		152
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.		52
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!		53
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!		71
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.		41
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!		74
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.		26
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.		206
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?		86
You know, beautiful is my favorite color. (girl) that's not a color.(boy) its the color of your eyes.		28
You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.		65
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.		196
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?		55
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.		52
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.		37
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.		196
Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; You got a little beautiful on your face.		4
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!		36
There isn't a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.		4
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"		687
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!		75
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.		237
It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.		28
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...		77
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.		53
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!		118
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?		188
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!		66
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.		22
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!		60
Heaven's missing an Angel.		20
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.		15
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.		122
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.		90
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!		53
So, do you have a new years resolution, I’m looking at mine right now.		21
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.		104
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.		8
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?		43
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.		117
I didn't believed in heaven, until I saw you.		11
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.		156
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?		17
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.		78
Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!		13
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.		29
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.		37
Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?		38
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!		48
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.		39
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.		50
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!		27
I’ve had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile for me and make my day?		19
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?		4
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.		147
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!		71
If you were a booger I would pick you first.		118
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.		69
Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on!		18
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!		77
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!		57
If I followed you home, would you keep me?		71
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?		121
Were do you hide your wings?		12
You: Your father must have been a thief. Them: Huh? You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.		96
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!		54
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!		54
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.		59
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.		55
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.		101
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?		95
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?		76
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!		84
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.		42
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.		30
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?		9
Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.		8
Want to be different? Say yes.		2
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.		3
If you were a library book, I would check you out.		2
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.		51
Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.		75
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.		37
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!		13
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?		92
I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.		27
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.		32
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.		17
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!		8
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?		63
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?		14
Bond....James Bond		181
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.		31
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?		53
All those curves, and me with no brakes!		19
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!		45
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!		31
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?		40
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?		39
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.		29
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.		59
Hi, I have big feet.		68
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.		71
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?		40
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!		5
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.		29
Is it hot in here or is it just you?		28
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!		24
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.		8
Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!		31
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest		25
Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot!		17
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?		32
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!		40
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!		14
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?		7
How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?		5
You make me wish I weren't gay!		42
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.		14
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.		36
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.		6
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.		6
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!		32
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!		13
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!		23
Is your dad a jewel thief? because you're a real jem.		14
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!		77
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!		33
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!		119
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?		4
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.		54
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.		58
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!		19
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.		27
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.		8
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!		35
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!		33
I’ve heard it’s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)		17
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?		17
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!		54
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!		65
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!		12
If you're advertising, I'm buying!		19
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart		5
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup		35
You look familiar.		32
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?		3
Hey, I'm new in town.		74
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!