Monday, October 7, 2013

sexual horoscope

to know write your birth time ,place and date

Want to know how good your wife is in bed? No problem! Just ask the
friendly, neighbourhood Man of God. With Indian couples eager to know
their carnal compatibility before marriage, 'sex patri' is the way to
go.

Pundits in the Capital have reportedly begun to use the Taoist Sexual
Manual (TSM) that enables them to predict sexual compatibility along
with health, wealth and career prospects. According to Pt Rama Kant
Bhardwaj, the results have been nothing less than spectacular.

"Parents come to me to know the future of an arranged match. However,
it's not uncommon for the proposed groom to make a private visit and
enquire about his would-be partner's libido. He is happy to shell out
anything between Rs 2,000 to 3,000 for the consultation," gloats
Bhardwaj.

Imported from China, the Taoist school of thought offers a deep
understanding of sensuality, claim experts. "Unlike astrology that is
limited to studying human personality, Taoism goes a step further.
For example, a girl with a wide mouth and sparkling eyes may be
difficult to handle initially but is sure to be a great success in
bed. Likewise, a small mouth and short fingers indicate easy
pleasuring. If forewarned is forearmed, then the boy is certainly
better equipped to consummate his marriage," Bhardwaj quips.

There are others who feel traditional horoscopes need to be
supplemented with a Taoist reading.

"We have always based our predictions on kundli matching that takes
into account the position of heavenly constellations and their effect
on human life. While this may give us some idea about health and
career, it tells us nothing of matters sexual. This is where TSM
helps and it is, in fact, a very accurate science. And I have a whole
lot of satisfied clients who can vouch for its efficacy," declares Pt
Nagarjuna Sharma who practices at an Arya Samaj Mandir in South
Delhi.

London-based Rajeev Sethi, currently on a visit to India, admits he
owes a debt of gratitude to the pundit who gave his wife a glowing
sex report. "I still remember how curious I was. Thankfully, all that
he said come true and in three years of marital life we have never
had any disagreements about our physical relationship," he says.

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