A man filed for divorce with his wife and when called in front of the judge, said "I want to divorce my wife because I am not sexually satisfied with her".So the wife replied, "That's not true Sir, if you want to know ask the rest of the men in our society".
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Boy: Mujh sey shadi karogi ...?
Girl: Kya?
Boy: Achchi film hai na ... !
Girl: Kutte ke bacche ...
Boy: What !!??
Girl: Kitane cute hote hain na
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A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.
The doctor said, "Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel."
The man was astonished and asked, "So what do I do with these?"
The doc replied, "Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you hit her head with the shovel."
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Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys
Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys
Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys
and in the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy!
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