The Greatest Inventions Nikola Tesla Never Created

Inventor Nikola Tesla invented the radio, experimented with wireless electricity, and designed a death ray. In science fiction, his work goes even further. We list Tesla's greatest fictional inventions and the facts behind the fiction.

Long-Range Wireless Energy Transfer:Tesla explored the wireless transmission of energy through his work with radio and microwaves and his creation of the Tesla coil and the magnifying transmitter. But he sought to create a system where energy could be broadcast across vast distances. To that end, he constructed Wardenclyffe Tower in Shoreham, Long Island, which was to function as a wireless telecommunications facility and broadcast electrical power. But JP Morgan, who financed the construction of the tower, eventually pulled Tesla's funding. Unable to find additional backers, Tesla was forced to abandon construction of the tower, and never fulfilled his dreams of creating a worldwide wireless electrical energy system.

The Witches of Chiswick by Robert Rankin:In an alternate timeline, Tesla teams up with mathematician Charles Babbage and create a highly advanced version of the 19th Century. Tesla's perfection of wireless energy transfer combined with Babbage's computer programming enable the pair to create autonomous robots, airships, and space-bound rocketships.

The Prestige by Christopher Priest: Tesla invents a device resembling the magnifying transmitter, but it succeeds in transmitting not just energy, but matter. The problem is that, while the machine transports matter to another location, it leaves the original matter behind, creating duplicates of objects, animals, and even human beings, with their memories intact.

Humanoid Robots: In 1898, Tesla demonstrated his radio-controlled boat, which he was able to control remotely. He presented it as the first of a future race of robots, which would be able to perform labor safely and effectively, and many credit the event as being the birth of robotics.

Five Fists of Science by Matt Fraction: Real-life friends Nikola Tesla and Mark Twain team up against Thomas Edison, JP Morgan , Guglielmo Marconi, and Andrew Carnegie to bring about world peace. Tesla's plan is to develop a series of super-powered robots operated through a virtual reality system and then gifting each country with such an automaton, ensuring that each nation has equivalent firing power.

Atomic Robo by Brian Clevinger and Scott Wegener: Nikola Tesla creates Atomic Robo, a wisecracking robot, war hero, and paranormal investigator. Together with the Action Scientists of Tesladyne, Robo battles supernatural forces and Nazi scientist Baron Heinrich Von Helsingard.

Death Ray: In the 1930s, Tesla claimed to have invented a particle beam weapon, or, as some called it, a "peace ray." The device was, in theory, capable of generating an intense, targeted beam of energy and sending it across great distances to demolish warplanes, foreign armies, or anything else you'd rather didn't exist. Tesla shopped the plans around to various national militaries, but never found anyone to finance its construction. It isn't known if Tesla ever developed a working prototype, and the plans for his death ray were never found after his death.

JLA: Age of Wonder: After laboring for Thomas Edison, Tesla strikes up a partnership with the Superman Clark Kent to develop inventions for the betterment of mankind. But during World War I, he joins forces with former Edison bookkeeper Lex Luthor to create a death ray to battle the Germans.

Area 51 by Robert Doherty: Various theories have swirled around the Tunguska Event, a powerful and mysterious explosion that knocked down a swath of trees in Siberia in 1908. Some have suspected Tesla's experiments were responsible for the blast; others blame a UFO crash. Doherty's series explains that it was a little of both: Tesla deployed his death ray to knock down an alien spacecraft.

Callahan's Key by Spider Robinson:Robinson also holds Tesla accountable for the Tunguska event, but says he deliberately knocked down the Siberian trees as a test firing. The trouble starts when government forces get their hands on the technology and use it to threaten the Earth. Fortunately, by then Tesla has become an immortal time traveler and is still around to stop them.

The Tesla Legacy by Robert G. Barrett:Tesla may not have built his death ray, but he may have created an entirely different, though still powerful, weapon. The United States Government has long kept secret Tesla's most dangerous invention: a doomsday device that could disrupt all communication systems on Earth. And it has been sitting for decades in the Australian desert.

Improved Airships: Tesla envisioned applying his theories on wireless energy transfer to improve transportation. He claimed that electrically-powered airships would transport passengers from New York to London in three hours, traveling eight miles above the ground. He also imagined that airships might draw their power from the very atmosphere, never needing to stop for refueling. Unmanned airships might even be used to transport passengers to a preselected destination or for a remote aerial strike.

Barnum!: As an evil Tesla threatens the United States, he evades the forces of American spy PT Barnum in his marvelous airship, where he sometimes hides Charles Babbage's stolen thinking machine. He's also got an armory of technological achievements at his ingenious fingertips, including a gyrocopter and a wearable device that lets him electrocute victims with a handshake.

The Venture Bros.: Rusty Venture's ancestor, Colonel Lloyd Venture, protects a mysterious Orb with Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde, and Aleister Crowley, all members of a Guild, aboard an airship. But Tesla and the Avon Ladies launch an aerial assault against the Guild. Incidentally, the Sovereign of the later Guild of Calamitous Intent is David Bowie, the same man who portrayed Tesla in the film adaptation of The Prestige.

Wonder of the Worlds by Sesh Heri: Tesla creates an airship that not only sails through the skies, but also travels into space. In fact, Tesla's inventions are so impressive that Martian agents steal from him a powerful crystal engine, compelling Tesla to travel to the Red Planet with Mark Twain and Harry Houdini.

Super Electrotherapy: Engineer Georges Lakhovsky believed that people could achieve good health by adjusting the oscillation of their cells. He tapped Tesla to assist him in building the Multiple Wave Oscillator. Lakhovsky claimed the machine would improve health, remove pathogens, and even cure cancer, but many regard it as medical quackery.

Sanctuary: In infusion of vampire blood triggers Tesla's latent vampiric genes, transforming him into an amoral bloodsucker. It also makes him long-lived enough to perfect his inventions. He even finds a way to recreate the vampire race using his own blood and a portable electrical device. Incidentally, the same device results in deep brain stimulation, and can heal psychosis-inducing brain damage.

Generation Tesla: This version of Tesla also manages to escape death, in this case by transferring his consciousness to another plane of existence. His superhuman creations have also similarly come back from the dead, transformed as he resurrects them to battle evil.

10 Inventions of Nikola Tesla That Changed The World

The 10 Inventions of Nikola Tesla That Changed The World

Note: This article was first posted 6 months ago. In honor of Tesla's birthday, we thought it would be valuable to repost for new readers. Please feel free to add your own information, article links, or video links about Tesla and his work in the comment section below.

Ere many generations pass, our machinery will be driven by a power obtainable at any point of the universe. Throughout space there is energy.  -- Nikola Tesla, 1892 

Nicholas West
Activist Post

Nikola Tesla is finally beginning to attract real attention and encourage serious debate nearly 70 years after his death.  Was he for real? A crackpot? Part of an early experiment in corporate-government control?

We know that he was undoubtedly persecuted by the energy power brokers of his day -- namely Thomas Edison, whom we are taught in school to revere as a genius.  He was also attacked by J.P. Morgan and other "captains of industry." Upon Tesla's death on January 7th, 1943, the U.S. government moved into his lab and apartment confiscating all of his scientific research, some of which has been released by the FBI through the Freedom of Information Act. (I've embedded the first 250 pages below and have added a link to the .pdf of the final pages, 290 in total).

Besides his persecution by corporate-government interests (which is practically a certification of authenticity), there is at least one solid indication of Nikola Tesla's integrity -- he tore up a contract with Westinghouse that was worth billions in order to save the company from paying him his huge royalty payments.

But, let's take a look at what Nikola Tesla -- a man who died broke and alone -- has actually given to the world.  For better or worse, with credit or without, he changed the face of the planet in ways that perhaps no man ever has.

1. Alternating Current -- This is where it all began, and what ultimately caused such a stir at the 1893 World's Expo in Chicago.  A war was leveled ever-after between the vision of Edison and the vision of Tesla for how electricity would be produced and distributed.  The division can be summarized as one of cost and safety: The DC current that Edison (backed by General Electric) had been working on was costly over long distances, and produced dangerous sparking from the required converter (called a commutator).  Regardless, Edison and his backers utilized the general "dangers" of electric current to instill fear in Tesla's alternative: Alternating Current.  As proof, Edison sometimes electrocuted animals at demonstrations.  Consequently, Edison gave the world the electric chair, while simultaneously maligning Tesla's attempt to offer safety at a lower cost.  Tesla responded by demonstrating that AC was perfectly safe by famously shooting current through his own body to produce light.  This Edison-Tesla (GE-Westinghouse) feud in 1893 was the culmination of over a decade of shady business deals, stolen ideas, and patent suppression that Edison and his moneyed interests wielded over Tesla's inventions. Yet, despite it all, it is Tesla's system that provides power generation and distribution to North America in our modern era.

2. Light -- Of course he didn't invent light itself, but he did invent how light can be harnessed and distributed.  Tesla developed and used florescent bulbs in his lab some 40 years before industry "invented" them. At the World's Fair, Tesla took glass tubes and bent them into famous scientists' names, in effect creating the first neon signs.  However, it is his Tesla Coil that might be the most impressive, and controversial.  The Tesla Coil is certainly something that big industry would have liked to suppress: the concept that the Earth itself is a magnet that can generate electricity (electromagnetism) utilizing frequencies as a transmitter.  All that is needed on the other end is the receiver -- much like a radio. 

3. X-rays -- Electromagnetic and ionizing radiation was heavily researched in the late 1800s, but Tesla researched the entire gamut. Everything from a precursor to Kirlian photography, which has the ability to document life force, to what we now use in medical diagnostics, this was a transformative invention of which Tesla played a central role.  X-rays, like so many of Tesla's contributions, stemmed from his belief that everything we need to understand the universe is virtually around us at all times, but we need to use our minds to develop real-world devices to augment our innate perception of existence.

4. Radio -- Guglielmo Marconi was initially credited, and most believe him to be the inventor of radio to this day.  However, the Supreme Court overturned Marconi's patent in 1943, when it was proven that Tesla invented the radio years previous to Marconi.  Radio signals are just another frequency that needs a transmitter and receiver, which Tesla also demonstrated in 1893 during a presentation before The National Electric Light Association.  In 1897 Tesla applied for two patents  US 645576, and US 649621. In 1904, however, The U.S. Patent Office reversed its decision, awarding Marconi a patent for the invention of radio, possibly influenced by Marconi's financial backers in the States, who included Thomas Edison and Andrew Carnegie. This also allowed the U.S. government (among others) to avoid having to pay the royalties that were being claimed by Tesla.

5. Remote Control -- This invention was a natural outcropping of radio. Patent No.613809 was the first remote controlled model boat, demonstrated in 1898.  Utilizing several large batteries; radio signals controlled switches, which then energized the boat's propeller, rudder, and scaled-down running lights. While this exact technology was not widely used for some time, we now can see the power that was appropriated by the military in its pursuit of remote controlled war. Radio controlled tanks were introduced by the Germans in WWII, and developments in this realm have since slid quickly away from the direction of human freedom.

6. Electric Motor -- Tesla's invention of the electric motor has finally been popularized by a carbrandishing his name.  While the technical specifications are beyond the scope of this summary, suffice to say that Tesla's invention of a motor with rotating magnetic fields could have freed mankind much sooner from the stranglehold of Big Oil.  However, his invention in 1930 succumbed to the economic crisis and the world war that followed. Nevertheless, this invention has fundamentally changed the landscape of what we now take for granted: industrial fans, household applicances, water pumps, machine tools, power tools, disk drives, electric wristwatches and compressors.

7. Robotics -- Tesla's overly enhanced scientific mind led him to the idea that all living beings are merely driven by external impulses.  He stated: "I have by every thought and act of mine, demonstrated, and does so daily, to my absolute satisfaction that I am an automaton endowed with power of movement, which merely responds to external stimuli."  Thus, the concept of the robot was born.  However, an element of the human remained present, as Tesla asserted that these human replicas should have limitations -- namely growth and propagation. Nevertheless, Tesla unabashedly embraced all of what intelligence could produce.  His visions for a future filled with intelligent cars, robotic human companions, and the use of sensors, and autonomous systems are detailed in a must-read entry in the Serbian Journal of Electrical Engineering, 2006 (PDF).

8. Laser -- Tesla's invention of the laser may be one of the best examples of the good and evil bound up together within the mind of man.  Lasers have transformed surgical applications in an undeniably beneficial way, and they have given rise to much of our current digital media. However, with this leap in innovation we have also crossed into the land of science fiction.  From Reagan's "Star Wars" laser defense system to today's Orwellian "non-lethal" weapons' arsenal, which includes laser rifles and directed energy "death rays," there is great potential for development in both directions.

9 and 10. Wireless Communications and Limitless Free Energy -- These two are inextricably linked, as they were the last straw for the power elite -- what good is energy if it can't be metered and controlled?  Free?  Never.  J.P. Morgan backed Tesla with $150,000 to build a tower that would use the natural frequencies of our universe to transmit data, including a wide range of information communicated through images, voice messages, and text.  This represented the world's first wireless communications, but it also meant that aside from the cost of the tower itself, the universe was filled with free energy that could be utilized to form a world wide web connecting all people in all places, as well as allow people to harness the free energy around them.  Essentially, the 0's and 1's of the universe are embedded in the fabric of existence for each of us to access as needed.  Nikola Tesla was dedicated to empowering the individual to receive and transmit this data virtually free of charge.  But we know the ending to that story . . . until now?

Tesla had perhaps thousands of other ideas and inventions that remain unreleased.  A look at his hundreds of patents shows a glimpse of the scope he intended to offer.  If you feel that the additional technical and scientific research of Nikola Tesla should be revealed for public scrutiny and discussion, instead of suppressed by big industry and even our supposed institutions of higher education, join the world's call to tell power brokers everywhere that we are ready to Occupy Energy and learn about what our universe really has to offer.

The release of Nikola Tesla's technical and scientific research -- specifically his research into harnessing electricity from the ionosphere at a facility called Wardenclyffe -- is a necessary step toward true freedom of information.  Please add your voice by sharing this information with as many people as possible.

For additional information about the demand for release, or to use as a template to form your own demand, please visit:http://releaseteslasresearch.weebly.com/

As they state:

Tell your friends, bring it up and discuss it at your next general assembly, do whatever you can to get the word out, organize locally to make a stand for the release of Nikola Tesla's research.... America is tired of corrupt corporate greed, supported by The American government, holding us back in a stagnant society in the name of profit . . . The Energy Crisis is a lie.

As an aside: there are some who have pointed out that Tesla's experimentation with the ionosphere very well could have caused the massive explosion over Tunguska, Siberia in 1908, which leveled an estimated 60 million trees over 2,150 square kilometers, and may even have led to the much maligned HAARP technology.  I submit that we would do well to remember that technology is never the true enemy; it is the misuse of technology that can enslave rather than free mankind from its animal-level survivalism.

Please view the video below, which does an excellent job at personalizing this largely forgotten human being, as well as show the reasons why to this day he is not a household name.



And here is a video that offers an essential alternative view of ancient Egypt and other cultures that employed pyramidal structures, which suggests the staggering outer limits of what Tesla was attempting to harness and offer to humanity:



Additional Sources:
http://www.electroherbalism.com/Bioelectronics/Tesla/TeslaversusEdison.htm
https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/%21/petition/release-nikola-teslas-technical...
http://science.howstuffworks.com/nikola-tesla1.htm
http://teslapress.com/blackout.html
https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/History_of_radio
http://www.pbs.org/tesla/ins/lab_remotec.html
http://home.earthlink.net/~drestinblack/didyouknow.htm
http://sites.google.com/site/teslanichelson/home
http://www.world-mysteries.com/dougy.htm
http://radiographics.rsna.org/content/28/4/1189.full

See the history and demonstrations of the world's largest Tesla Coils in action:
http://www.activistpost.com/2013/05/demonstration-of-worlds-most-powerful.html

READ ABOUT THE PLANS FOR PURCHASING NIKOLA TESLA'S LAB AND BUILDING A MUSEUM TO PRESERVE HIS LEGACY: http://www.activistpost.com/2012/08/campaign-to-save-nikola-teslas.html

FBI Declassified Nikola Tesla Files (Otkriveni FBI tajni dosije o Nikoli Tesli) Pages 1-249 byLjiljana Tatic

Who delivered the knowledge of Shrimad Bhagavad Gita Ji?

Who delivered the knowledge of Shrimad Bhagavad Gita Ji?

The knowledge of Holy Bhagavad Gita Ji was delivered at that time when the battle of Mahabharat was about to happen. Arjun had refused to fight. Why was the battle taking place? This battle cannot even be given the title of a religious battle (crusade) because it was a matter of division of wealth between two families. The division of property of Kauravs and Pandavs was not happening. Kauravs had even refused to give half of the kingdom to the Pandavs. God Shri Krishna Ji went thrice as a peace-messenger to intervene between the two sides. But both the sides were unrelentingly adamant. Shri Krishna Ji also warned them of the catastrophic aftermaths of the war that who knows how many sisters will become widows and how many children will be orphaned. You will not gain anything, but heinous sin. No one knows who will die and who will live in the battle? When the third time Shri Krishna Ji went for negotiation, both the sides showed the list of all the kings along with their armies on their sides, and said that these many kings are in our favour and these in ours. When Shri Krishna Ji saw that both the sides are rigid and ready for the war, then Shri Krishna Ji thought that there is one more trick; let me use that too today. Shri Krishna Ji thought that may be Pandavs, because of being my relatives, are being adamant thinking that Shri Krishna Ji is with us; we will certainly be victorious (because Shri Krishna Ji’s sister Subhadra was married to Shri Arjun Ji). Shri Krishna Ji said that on one side, there will be my whole army and on the other side, I. Besides this, I also pledge that I will not take up any arms. The ground slipped from under Pandavs’ feet on hearing this announcement. They felt that now our defeat is certain. Considering this, the five Pandavs went out of the assembly saying that let us think about it. After some time, they requested Shri Krishna Ji to come out of the assembly. When Shri Krishna Ji came out, the Pandavs said, “Oh Lord! Get us five villages; we don’t want war. Our self-esteem will also be maintained and as per your wish, the war will also be averted.”

Shri Krishna Ji was very pleased with this decision of Pandavs and thought that bad time has been obviated. Shri Krishna Ji returned to the assembly. There were only Kauravs and their allies left in the assembly. Shri Krishna Ji said, “Duryodhan, the war has been averted. It was also my heartfelt desire. You may give five villages to Pandavs. They are saying that they do not want a war.” Duryodhan said that for Pandavs, there is not even land equivalent to a needle’s tip. If they want, they may come to the field of Kurukshetra for a battle. Shri Krishna becoming annoyed on this said, “Duryodhan, you are not a human being, but a devil. On one hand, is half kingdom, and on the other, just five villages. Follow my advice, give five villages.” Duryodhan became agitated with Shri Krishna and ordered other warriors, present in the assembly, to arrest Shri Krishna, and imprison him. On getting the order, the warriors surrounded Shri Krishna from all sides. Shri Krishna Ji showed his ‘Viraat’ (huge) form; as a result of which, all the warriors and Kauravs hid under the chairs in fear, and their eyes were shut by the strong light of Shri Krishna’s body. Shri Krishna left from there.

Bhagavad Gita Adhyay 11 Shlok 32

Let us ponder: - The evidence of the exhibition of the above-mentioned ‘Viraat’ form is available in ‘Sankshipt Mahabharat’, published from Gita Press Gorakhpur.

While delivering the knowledge of Gita Ji in the field of Kurukshetra, in Adhyay 11 Shlok 32, the God narrating the Holy Gita has said, “Arjun, I am an enlarged Kaal. I have appeared now to eat all the loks.” Just think that Shri Krishna Ji was already with Shri Arjun Ji. Had Shri Krishna Ji been delivering the knowledge of Gita Ji, then he would not have said that I have appeared now. Shri Krishna Ji was not Kaal. Pleased by just a sight of him, human beings and animals (cows etc.) used to come to Shri Krishna Ji and obtain love. Without Krishna ji's audience, gopis used to leave eating and drinking. Therefore Kaal is some other power. He, by entering into Shri Krishna Ji’s body like a ghost, narrated the gist of the four Holy Vedas in the form of the knowledge of Shrimad Bhagavad Gita Ji.

Kaal (Brahm) has one thousand arms. Shri Krishna Ji was an incarnation of Shri Vishnu Ji, who has four arms.

Bhagavad Gita Adhyay 11 Shlok 21

Then in Adhyay 11, Shlok 21, Arjun is saying that Oh Lord! You are even eating the sages, gods and siddhs (endowed with supernatural powers), who are praising you only by reciting mantras from the Holy Vedas and are praying for the protection of their lives. Some are hanging in your jaws and some are going into your mouth.

Bhagavad Gita Adhyay 11 Shlok 46

In Adhyay 11 Shlok 46, Arjun says, Oh Sahasrbaahu i.e. God with thousand arms! You please come in that same chaturbhuj (with four arms) form of yours. I am unable to stay composed after seeing your dreadful appearance.

Synopsis

One fact that has been proved from the aforesaid explanation is that in Kaurav’s assembly, Shri Krishna Ji had shown the ‘Viraat ’ form and here in the battlefield, Kaal (by entering into Shri Krishna Ji’s body like a ghost) had shown his ‘Viraat’ form. Otherwise, he would not have said that nobody has seen this ‘Viraat’ form before, except you. Because, Shri Krishna Ji had already shown his ‘Viraat’ form in Kaurav’s assembly.

Secondly, this has been proved that the narrator of Holy Gita Ji is Kaal (Brahm / Jyoti Niranjan), and not Shri Krishna Ji because Shri Krishna never said before that I am Kaal and never said afterwards that I am Kaal. Shri Krishna Ji can not be Kaal; men and women from far-off places used to long for a sight of his. Moreover Krishna Ji did not remember what he said in Bhagavad Gita. More on this topic is given below.

The third thing that has been proved is that God, who is the narrator of Holy Gita Ji, is sahasrbaahu i.e. he possesses thousand arms, whereas Shri Krishna Ji is an incarnation of Shri Vishnu Ji who has four arms. Shri Vishnu Ji possesses 16 kalaas (skills/art); whereas, Shri Jyoti Niranjan, Kaal God, is equipped with thousand kalaas.

Arjun refused to fight but Kaal forced him to fight

Bhagavad Gita Adhyay 1 Shlok 31

Prior to acquiring this Tattavgyan (true spiritual knowledge), this Das (Rampal Das) used to question the Mahatma Ji who used to explain the knowledge of Gita Ji, that previously Shri Krishna Ji had gone thrice as a peace-messenger and had said that it is a heinous sin to fight, but when Shri Arjun Ji himself while refusing to fight, said, “Oh Devkinandan, I do not want to fight. Foreseeing the destruction of the near and dear ones, relatives and of soldiers, standing in front of me, I have firmly decided that even if I get the kingdom of the three loks, I will not fight. Rather I wish that Duryodhan and others may kill, the unarmed me, with arrows, so that my death can prevent the destruction resulting from the war. Oh Shri Krishna! I consider subsisting by eating begged food, better than fighting. Oh Krishna! By killing near and dear ones, we will only incur sin. My mind has stopped working. You are our Guru; I am your disciple. Suggest me whatever is in our favour. But I do not believe that any suggestion of yours will be able to persuade me to fight. In other words, I will not fight.” (Evidence – Holy Gita Ji, Adhyay 1 Shlok 31 to 39, 46, and Adhyay 2 Shlok 5 to 8.)

Then Kaal, entered in Shri Krishna Ji’s body, is repeatedly saying, “Arjun, don’t be a coward, fight! Either you will die in war and go to heaven, or will win the war and rule the Earth.” By saying all this, Kaal (Brahm) caused terrible destruction. To date, no saint - mahatma or a civilized person can be found with such a bad character.

Krishna Ji tried his level best to avert the war. Had it been Shri Krishna Ji, he would have lauded Arjun's decision on not fighting the war. People generally say on this point that Krishna Ji asked Arjun to fight because he was forgetting his Kshtriya duties. This too is not correct. Shri Krishna Ji himself was a kshtriya but during the battle with Kalya-yavan, Krishna ji challenged Kalya-yavan for a dual fight and then ran away from the battle field. Since then Krishna Ji has also been known as "Ranchhod Bhagwaan". Shri Krishna did this on purpose to save the armies from killing each other. Instead he got Kalya-yavan killed by a demon called Muchkand and then brought his dead body before the Kalya-yavan's army who then accepted defeat. Hence Krishna ji saved thousands of lives.

The reality is that God Kaal, who is the master of twenty-one brahmands, has pledged that he will not appear before any one in his manifested bodily form (in his actual human-like visible form). He only entering into Shri Krishna Ji’s body like a ghost by assuming an immaterial body gave the knowledge of Gita (the essence of Vedas) correctly, but left no shortcomings in conjectures to cause the war. Who is Kaal (Brahm)? To know about this, read “Creation of Nature” in the book “Message To Devotion's Trader, Part – 1”.

Until the battle of Mahabharat ended, Jyoti Niranjan (Kaal / Brahm / Kshar Purush) kept entering into Shri Krishna Ji’s body from time to time. He only made Yudhishthir lie, to say that Ashwatthama has died; he got Bheem’s grandson and Ghatotkachh’s son Shri Barbreek alias Babru Bhan’s head cut off and he himself lifted the wheel of the chariot as a weapon. All this turmoil was caused by Kaal only, and not by God Shri Krishna Ji. As soon as the battle of Mahabharat ended, Kaal came out of Shri Krishna Ji’s body.

Shri Krishna Ji does not remember what he said in Bhagavad Gita

After the war ended Shri Krishna Ji installed Shri Yudhishthir on the royal throne of Indraprasth and planned to leave for Dwarika. Then Arjun and others requested him, “Oh Shri Krishna Ji! You are our revered Gurudev; deliver a spiritual discourse (satsang) to us before leaving, so that we may follow your true words for our welfare.

Shri Krishna Ji accepted this request and fixed a date, time, and place. On the fixed date, Shri Arjun said to God Shri Krishna Ji, “Lord! Deliver that very knowledge of Gita Ji, in its entirety, today, as I have forgotten it because of mental aberration.” Then Shri Krishna Ji said, “Oh Arjun! You definitely are very devotionless. Your memory is not good. Why did you forget such a sacred knowledge?” Then he himself said that now I cannot say that whole knowledge of Gita i.e. I don’t know it. He said, “At that time I had said it by being connected with God (yog-yukt ).”

It is a matter of consideration that if God Shri Krishna Ji had got connected with God during the war, then it would not have been difficult to connect with God during peacetime. Whereas, years later, Shri Vyas Ji wrote that very knowledge of Holy Gita Ji in its entirety. At that time, that Brahm (Kaal / Jyoti Niranjan) entered into Shri Vyas Ji’s body and got the Holy Shrimad bhagwat Gita Ji written down, which is now in your hands

vastu Shastra Tips for Planting Trees : Trees are nothing but heavenly Elements. Don't cut trees in the name of Vastu Shastra. Trees bless us with all power related to our peaceful living. Who plantthe trees are nothing but assistants to God. God Love Trees. Trees are very important for living creatures (including Human Beings). If ones house is having plenty of trees he will have peace of mind. The land will become cool. If the climate is cool, the negative power decreases. If the atmosphere (land, area, place) is hot the bad power (inconvenience) increases its power.

Now a days Vastu is a cold poison that spreads all over the country. In the name of vastu the trees are going to be vanished. We have to take care of this unlawful mad nature of some bad humans decision. The vastu consultants who don't have much knowledge on vastu shastra says that "trees shadow should not fallen on house". Trees blesses us with more colour to the property, eyes cooling, look, smart, cool, royal touch, peace, cool shadows, particularly security feeling, education, good relations, satisfaction life, money, good name with smart fame, leadership or leadership qualities. To be frank if there is no trees, house lost its fancy. What is the reason behind that the trees shadows should not fall on houses : In olden days the houses are too big and they have proper space for planting trees. In those days our elders are planting trees at available space in their compound. Those houses are constructed with mud and related materials, they don't have knowledge on Cement, (Cement is invented only in the year 1824), if we construct the house with mud, then structure may not have more strength. If we plant trees near to the houses, then the roots may damage the house structure. If the house structure disturbs then life become miserable. Construction disturbance means the entire property is in a way to fail. So our elders feel that if the trees are near to the properties, they will damage the houses construction, that is why they created one rule that "Trees shadow should not fall on house". Now cement is using for our constructions, due to this our constructions are more strength, and there is no need to worry about the structures. Anyway we must maintain some distance in between trees an hosue consturction. There are many trees which spreads its roots to more distance and less distance, ask with your forest department people which is tree is good in the house and not disturbing the foundations or not spreading more area. Shortly we are planning to publish many important things on trees which are more secure in planting in our houses. Trees are heavy weight, so many vastu consultants may inform you that Trees should plant only towards West, South, Southwest parts of the property. Please read the below narration. .

As per our Indian vastu shastra we must give more space at North and East than West and South sides. While it is so, the trees needs some spacious space to grow and cover the area. If we don’t have certain space at west and south sides, then how it is possible to plant trees at west and south sides. Its absolutely impossible. Again these people say that we should not plant trees at north and east sides. Well, then where we have to plant trees at our house.
Finally they drag one point that there is no space for planting trees and trees shadow should not be fallen on house. So vastu is the main cause for trees plantation, so many people have much interest in planting trees, but due to vastu shastra we are unable to plant trees. Vastu Shastra curse on Trees. Here we will brake all these principles and maintain feasibility and plantation without braking the. We will see the solution for all these problems. In Matsyapurana it is said that : Ten Water wells are equal to one water tank Ten water tanks are equal to one lake Ten lakes are equal to one Son Ten Sons are equal to one Tree. Now you may understand the importance of trees. Our puranas are also clearly stated that trees are life for humans and Earth. Save Earth by planting trees. Is there any solution for this problem : Yes there is a solution for this problem. See this image.
Here we planned to give some more space at west and south sides,(observe the west and south side more space and observe the above image) so we have much space for planting trees, and the north and east also not disturbed. Here the house occupied the nairuthi part and trees are also planted at west and south parts, so we followed their conditions.
Please note that Trees are the hidden attraction for heavenly elements. You can observe at some houses, the inmates enjoying their life with full happiness and standard living, those houses may have full of Tree shelters. A house is having with full of trees.... what is the results from it, nothing, the inmates just enjoy their life with full happiness.

In the above image the trees are at south and west directions only, but now see this below picture, here the trees are covered almost all at house, except Eshan corner.

Provide space only at Eshan corer and cover all the entire place with trees. Dont trust the words that "trees shadow should not touch to the house". You can cover the house with full of trees, just left some small portion at eshan side as vacant, this is enough for us. In any case one house is having trees at Eshan corner, no problem just dig one sump at Eshan corner, then the problem will solve. We will discuss it with one image.
If you plant more trees at south side and west side then you will have more benefits, see this below picture, here the south side is full of trees, it gives you more money and good health, financially sound, peace and standard life etc.
In the above image the trees are fuly occupied at south side, like wise you can plant number of trees at west side also. It gives inmates a secured life, good health, financially sound etc, enemies power lost, confidence etc.
Treat the trees like your children, they save you definitely. In Sanskrit there is a word on trees "Vrukshadevatha" . If you have any query trees vastu kindly write to me, i will definitely reply to your email. Any of your friends or relatives houses, if there is big trees or heavy ( number of) trees, please inform them regarding this link, if they planned to cut trees in the name of vastu shastra, suggest them dont cut trees. If the land is cool then good vastu will work immediately, if the land is hot bad vastu will starts its work. Here is the link of my contact details, at any time i am ready to serve my services for the trees, plants.., love trees, its nothing but Love on God. God bless our planet. Without consulting any vastu expert you can directly plant trees at Agneya and vayavya places. www.subhavaastu.com requesting Government, please plant trees, to save our planet, environment is most important for us to secure our future. Please pass a rule if any one commits to cut the trees in the name of vastu shastra, punish them with severe fines or imprisonment or with both.www.subhavaastu.com requesting the Government and Officers please pass a rule that if any person wants to construct a house, he must plant atleast two trees at his house. He must show the space or provide space for plants and without trees dont allow for construction. Please note that this link is more developed in coming days, from this link you will get which tree is best for various lands. How to protect trees, Tree types, route causes any damage to houses or bedrock or foundation etc will be published here, kindly pass this link to your friends. If you are Trees lover then participate in developing of this Website. Please inform this weblink to your friends. You can contact us for more suggestions. Help our environment by planting trees...Which Tree you are falling down "From the day we are after killing non speaking animals and plants - our every morning is welcome with a fresh and miserable new problem. The day we love trees, world would be a paradise."

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Cheesy pick up lines are fairly high risk and sometimes work on romantics or if you catch someone off-guard. Using cheesy pick up lines to humor someone or to break a period of silence is a better choice than using one as an opener to get a date. Cheesy lines should generally be restricted to as a joke for people you already know or if you're completely drunk and oblivious to the consequences such as a slap or a drink in your eye. 

Pick Up Lines	Rating	Votes
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.		109
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.		1829
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?		658
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.		70
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?		121
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.		160
You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.		180
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.		468
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?		159
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.		96
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?		332
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.		303
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!		213
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.		384
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.		210
Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.		64
Are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.		8
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.		177
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!		165
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!		179
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!		152
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.		52
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!		53
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!		71
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.		41
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!		74
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.		26
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.		206
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?		86
You know, beautiful is my favorite color. (girl) that's not a color.(boy) its the color of your eyes.		28
You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.		65
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.		196
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?		55
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.		52
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.		37
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.		196
Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; You got a little beautiful on your face.		4
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!		36
There isn't a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.		4
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"		687
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!		75
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.		237
It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.		28
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...		77
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.		53
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!		118
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?		188
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!		66
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.		22
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!		60
Heaven's missing an Angel.		20
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.		15
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.		122
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.		90
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!		53
So, do you have a new years resolution, I’m looking at mine right now.		21
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.		104
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.		8
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?		43
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.		117
I didn't believed in heaven, until I saw you.		11
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.		156
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?		17
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.		78
Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!		13
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.		29
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.		37
Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?		38
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!		48
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.		39
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.		50
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!		27
I’ve had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile for me and make my day?		19
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?		4
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.		147
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!		71
If you were a booger I would pick you first.		118
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.		69
Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on!		18
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!		77
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!		57
If I followed you home, would you keep me?		71
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?		121
Were do you hide your wings?		12
You: Your father must have been a thief. Them: Huh? You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.		96
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!		54
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!		54
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.		59
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.		55
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.		101
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?		95
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?		76
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!		84
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.		42
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.		30
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?		9
Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.		8
Want to be different? Say yes.		2
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.		3
If you were a library book, I would check you out.		2
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.		51
Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.		75
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.		37
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!		13
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?		92
I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.		27
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.		32
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.		17
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!		8
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?		63
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?		14
Bond....James Bond		181
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.		31
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?		53
All those curves, and me with no brakes!		19
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!		45
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!		31
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?		40
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?		39
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.		29
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.		59
Hi, I have big feet.		68
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.		71
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?		40
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!		5
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.		29
Is it hot in here or is it just you?		28
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!		24
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.		8
Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!		31
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest		25
Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot!		17
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?		32
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!		40
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!		14
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?		7
How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?		5
You make me wish I weren't gay!		42
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.		14
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.		36
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.		6
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.		6
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!		32
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!		13
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!		23
Is your dad a jewel thief? because you're a real jem.		14
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!		77
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!		33
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!		119
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?		4
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.		54
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.		58
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!		19
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.		27
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.		8
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!		35
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!		33
I’ve heard it’s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)		17
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?		17
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!		54
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!		65
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!		12
If you're advertising, I'm buying!		19
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart		5
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup		35
You look familiar.		32
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?		3
Hey, I'm new in town.		74
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!